Our Reading Today Is Taken From The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 12

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that He gave them a president under whose hand they were mightily oppressed.

2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises, that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began.

3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, & sorely vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it.

4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three & twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam.

5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, & made Buhari president in his stead.

6. Buhari was seventy & two years old when he began to reign. He reigned one & a half years in Nigeria, & the land became impoverished under
him & the Hausites,  the Igbolites & Yorubites began murmuring against the President.

7. But the President continued to persecute also a few of the people, accusing them & casting them into prison. Thus, the opposition was subdued, the people could not find bread & rice to eat & there was hunger in the land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was wailing & gnashing of teeth & as soon as the president heard this he began to travel around the world & in the middle of his reign he launched a campaign to say to the people "Change begins with U."

9. And in those days, there came a disagreement between the president & his household. And the woman of his 'old age (not youth)' chastised him with a proverb saying "He who the gods want to remove from position he first makes deaf", as he no longer listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away land with the Germans, he rebuked her & reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying "while he belongs to everybody & nobody, 'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room & the other room."

11. And these sentences caused
uproar & division in the land, which greatly caused division in the land among its inhabitants..

12 Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has goofed and it's now "to your tents oh Nigerians"!

*VERACITY*